In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
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