I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
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