Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
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