My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
we're so committed to being not committed
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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