Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Randomize
