we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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