In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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