dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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