Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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