okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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