please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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