Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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