is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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