Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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