So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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