'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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