when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
where does the pee come out of this thing
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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