Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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