Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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