That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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