yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
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