Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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