there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
