quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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