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The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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