if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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