He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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