Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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