I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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