I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Randomize