I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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