I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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