I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
