So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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