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just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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