yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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