I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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