ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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