Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Help me help you realize you are a moron
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