Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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