sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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