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Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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