you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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