thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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