Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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