the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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