I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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