p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
he puts the penis in happiness.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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