You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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