whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
Sober January is a disaster.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
