dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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