every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
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