I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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