Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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