Just mADE A PArabola og urine
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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