Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
We don't watch enough power rangers
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Randomize